Fabio (Yes, FABIO) Issues Warning to Americans: 'Don't You Ever Give Up Your Guns...'
When you think of Fabio, you're more likely to think of him as the real life Derek Zoolander than sayer of the smart things. I mean, it's not every day a male model makes astute observations on the importance of freedom and the ever-present threat of tyranny, yet here we are. It appears the Fab-ster is really down with 'Murica...
Fabio Lanzoni loves America.
He became a legal citizen last year — and now finds himself very worried indeed about what he sees happening in California, where he lives.
As an immigrant from Europe, Fabio is in a unique position to share some advice with American citizens. His first bit of advice is blunt: "Just look at Europe and go the opposite way. It's as simple as that." He added, "Europe already jumped off the cliff. They are doomed."
"Don't you ever give up your guns," he said. "If people lose that right, forget about it. Politicians — they will take everything away from you. And then what are you going to do, protest with a rock? Because that's what they do in Europe."
He said one major difference between America and Europe is the right of good people to be armed against tyranny and criminals who "are always going to have every single weapon available to them."
He added, "The day you give up your weapon in the United States, the United States is going to be history."
Damn right, my good sir!
Perhaps Fabio head-butting that goose on the roller coaster turned him into a genius, because, he's right on the money. America is all about the liberty, and what better symbol of that liberty than a blacked-out ghost gun with a 30-magazine clip. Believe me when I say, you've never felt true freedom until you've smashed multiple 5.56 rounds against a steel plate at supersonic speeds.
Criminal dickbags are as numerous as cockroaches in a crack house and, at any moment, you could find yourself in a face-to-face encounter with one. So, it helps to have some douche-blasting armaments at your disposal. That's not hyperbole either, chief. It happens all the time (read Florida Homeowner Exercises Gun Control… Shoots The Crap Out Of Burglar! and BOOM! Good Samaritan Saves Cop Under Attack. Fills Perp Full Of Lead…).
The boomers are no doubt the handiest of tools, whether they're protecting you from evil-doers or reminding the government who's in charge. A foreign-born dunce whose job is to be "really, really, ridiculously good-looking" is capable of figuring that out. Yet, "educated" leftists can't seem to wrap their smug little heads around the issue. Maybe if they had picked up some common sense in school, instead of majoring in intersectional queer gender studies, they'd understand. Allow me to clear it up for you guys. Guns are frickin' awesome. Period.
Speaking of common sense...