"What do we want?" 

"Equality!"

"When do we want it?"

"NOW!"

"What do we hate?"

"GUNS!"

"Why do we hate them?"

"EQUALITY!"

Or so it goes. Let this fake chant be the segue into Vice's thinly veiled anti-gun propaganda:

Cute that Vice ended their video with anti-gun activists, still in high school. But the NRA adults, they're the real problem. As to some facts cited in the video, we have some facts of our own:

• Sorry, Leftists! CDC's New Report Suggests Guns are Great for Self Defense
• Woman Grabs Gun to Fight Multiple Intruders
• CCW Holder Drops Gunman Robbing Family Dollar Store
• WATCH: Man Decks Unarmed Woman in the Face. Then Her Coworker Pulls Out Her Gun.
• Texas Woman Uses Gun to Fend Off Armed Home Intruders

As men love to say, they're physically stronger than women. As feminists love to scream back, "Women are just as strong as men!" Despite biological reality smacking them in their already puffed up, angry faces.

The best equalizer for the male to female strength gap is a firearm. I don't care how much a bro bench presses. A .45 is going to leave a mark. If not completely dislodge a soul from a mortal body.

Vice can't seem to wrap its rainbow-dyed head around the simple idea that women, who want to protect themselves from men who would do them harm, we'll call them "toxically masculine" men for the sake of the argument, would use guns to protect themselves from said men. Men who the left is continually drumming up as the enemy of all women.

Naturally, women have gravitated toward that which gives them the best chance at self-defense: guns. But the left hates women are exercising their right to self-defense. The left thrives on victims. If women refuse to be victims, if they take up arms and their own independence from the government's protection, then women must be made to feel guilty for defending themselves. Ah, feminism!

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