The internet has been having fun with the idea that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. Mainly because Jeffrey Epstein probably didn't kill himself (see Top 10 Best “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” Memes and ANOTHER Top 10 Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself Meme Roundup). Also, who among us doesn't enjoy a good meme?

However, there are a lot of people who believe there is nothing to see here. And that Jeffrey Epstein, in a moment of extreme anguish, did, in fact, kill himself. We here are Louder with Crowder believe both sides of the argument deserve to be heard. Here now is a rebuttal from a prominent voice in the "Epstein Totes Killed Himself" movement, JP Sears.

A wise man once said, "usually a conspiracy theory starts with a kernel of truth, and then it goes into the absurd." So I get why some people believe the conspiracy theory about Jeffrey Epstein killing himself. Where the kernel of truth is that Epstein "killing" "himself" is what has been reported in the media. In between stories about Trump colluding with Ukranian Russians. Okay? Okay.

But to believe the rest, you'd have to believe eleventy different coincidences happened all at the exact perfect time to allow America's most lovable pedophile to suicide himself. Not only that, but Epstein needed to be aware that all these things happened. And say to himself, "Self, this seems like the perfect opportunity! Suck it New York penal system! Epstein out!"

I mean, you're free to believe what you want. That's how America works. At least for now.

But c'mon son!

NOTE: Please don't let me see in the comment section that you think my tongue isn't firmly embedded in my cheek. That would be embarrassing for both of us.

NOTE: Also, Epstein didn't kill himself.

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