Ever notice there's been no photo evidence of a poop swastika on the Mizzou campus? Both Steven Crowder and Dana Loesch probe deeper.

It sounds kind of old curmudgeonly to say that, but it is true. One thing, I don't believe for one second there were Neo Nazi's who did a poop swastika. They love the swastika, that's like their flag. I love the American flag. I wouldn't make a poop flag. It's so clearly something that some social justice warrior said, "I know! I'll make a swastika how of feces! See?

A poop swastika is the result of one of two things. Someone took great pains and paid extra attention to detail to form a swastika out of fecal matter. In which case, that warrants a picture. Or two, it is the act of a racist God that it somehow just came out that way, in which case it still warrants a picture. Either way, there would be photographic evidence if this had actually happened. It would be like Bigfoot.

With college campuses, this has been going on for a long time. Like Berkeley with the "free speech circle." The free speech circle is America!

For more on whatever the hell is going on at Mizzou, read Oppressed Mizzou 'Hunger Strike' Student is Actually Hilariously Wealthy.... and SJW Students at Mizzou Create Human Shield to Block Reporters.