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Epic Rant: Only Idiot Snowflakes Protest Guns With Dildos!
This week some idiots at the University of Texas at Austin decided the best way to protest concealed carry? Dildos. Oh to be a fly on the wall for that meeting. What do you think, maybe alcohol was involved? Or just a bunch of pervy students looking for an excuse to use the surplus of sex toys in their moms' basements? Regardless, sometimes you have to praise the Lord for little gems like this...
Okay, let's play a game of count the puns and double entendres. Don't make it a drinking game. But if you want a drinking game for this video, may I suggest you take a shot for every misused word these students use. You'll still get drunk, sure, but not as drunk. Plus you might actually learn something. Which is more than I can say for these little snowflakes.
Notice something else? These ladies of the strap-ons might be the loudest and proudest (LOL) protesting dummies at this event. But they're not even close to mainstream. We can take solace in that. Most Americans don't believe accessorizing your Jansport with a vibrator is going to protect you in a shooting. Nor is throwing an enormous black dildo at an active shooter should ca-ca hit the fan.
...is something an active shooter isn't going to say.
This event is the problem with the outrage culture, yes, but also symbolism. You don't like guns, ergo here's a rubber dick? Um... Read Dear Perpetually Outraged and Offended Wimps: Get a Life!
Also, I don't think there's a right in the constitution to wave around a rubber penis. This isn't to say one can't show off their favorite sex toy, just that we do have a right to protect ourselves. With guns. See Thank Second Amendment: 65-year-old Granny Shoots Mugger...
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