Biggie vs Tupac. Jay-Z vs Nas. Eminem was hoping by attacking President Trump (see Eminem Raps ‘F*ck You’ at Trump Supporters in Anti-Trump Rant and Top 5 Liberal Reactions to Anti-Trump Rap by Eminem), he’d start the next big rap beef. Then soak in all the publicity like Tess Holliday uses a bun with gravy. You may have noticed, but this President of the United States takes personal criticism as seriously as he does a nuclear threat. Negative words = THE RED BUTTON FOR YOU! John Kelly is running out of places to hide Trump’s phone.
Yet, POTUS had nothing to say about Eminem. That’s right. Eminem is now less relevant than LaVar Ball. Eminem is less relevant than the defensive end for the New York Giants. Something for which Slim Shady is pissed.
“I was and still am extremely angry. I can’t stand that motherf**ker. I feel like he’s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn’t say anything.”
So, Trump isn’t helping you promote your new single with Beyonce? Because apparently Em just dropped a new single with Beyonce. In other news, children finger painted turkeys this week. We’re still waiting for which tot’s portrait the Guggenheim is bidding.
Gather around MAGA-Americans, because I know some of you get upset when some of us criticize Trump’s Twitter habit. This is why. It drives his haters more when he ignores them. Like hitting the mute button on a Twitter troll. Raging, waving angry little beta male fists at a wall.
Look at the Emmy Awards this year. They tried everything they could to get Trump to attack them. He didn’t, and it wound up being the lowest rated Emmys ever. Revenge is a desert best served as an empty tray, to overly-entitled loons.
Now instead of working the talk show circuit and getting magazine covers because he’s beefing with the president, Eminem is somewhere on Eight Mile staring at an 8 x 10 of Trump crying, “SAY MY NAME! WHY WON’T YOU SAY MY NAME???”