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Eminem Gets Thirsty, Begs Trump to Say Something About Him

Brodigan
December 19, 2017

C'mon Shady, you used to be better than this.

Desperate for any attention, Eminem is doing what any celebrity has-been does: base his entire marketing plan on Donald Trump telling him he's pretty (see Eminem Raps ‘F*ck You’ at Trump Supporters in Anti-Trump Rant and Eminem is Super Sad Donald Trump Won’t Pay Attention to Him). Alas, Trump hasn't even said Eminem is a "loser." Nor has Trump said 8 Mile was overrated. Truthfully. Trump has stayed uncharacteristically silent on Eminem. Leaving the rapper to basically beg for attention.

It’s not so much about him hearing something I have to say, because there’s nothing I’m saying about him on Revival that he doesn’t already know about himself. It’s more that I want him to answer me because I got ideas for all kinds of shit to say back to him if he does.

Does Eminem think Trump is his daddy?

Poor baby. Maybe Marshall just needs a hug.

So what is Eminem's planned response? Pre-written tweets? A vault full of acapellas ala Tupac? Is Eminem in a lab, armed with pen and pad, trying to find a rhyme for orange?

I’m not going to give any away now, but I’ve got lines ready if he says something about me. I get almost flustered thinking about him — that’s how angry he makes me.

Eminem once shared the Grammy stage with Sir Elton John. Now he's reduced to writing anti-Trump fanfiction for The Huffington Post. Appearing on Dancing with the Stars would have been less of a career embarrassment.

Until Slim Shady can cope with Trump showing him the hand, watch our interpretation of Marshal's PLEASE LOVE ME, TRUMP video:

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