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It must be rough being Elon Musk these days. All he wants to do is bring free speech to the masses on X. Yet, he has become public enemy #1 amongst the same Leftists who used to praise him for his electric vehicles. Now, as the Left and the media (but I repeat myself) launch an intifada on Musk for having the one social media platform they can't control, and as his electric vehicle company has been deemed less environmentally sustainable than a cigarette company, I'm sure our favorite based billionaire longs for what used to be similar times.

So because we owe it to the people, here is video of Elon Musk drinking whiskey and toasting marshmallows on the roof of Tesla HQ while singing Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire."

That's literally the entire video. And a rare accurate use of the word "literally."

As reported by the fine folks at Whiskey Riff, this video is from 2017. Elon Musk having a hang on the roof of one of the many, many, many companies he owns. I would love to know the conversation that led to this event.

ELON: Hey Bob, what are you working on?

BOB: Coding. You?

ELON: I'm about to go up to the roof with a bottle of Four Roses to toast some marshmallows and sing Johnny Cash songs. Wanna come?

BOB: Well now I do!

Now that I look at the video again, it appears someone snuck in a wiener.

Funny enough, this is not the first Elon Musk post we've had that involves a wiener. Or even the second or third.

If Musk is looking for ways to monetize Twitter to make up for the lost advertisers he told to go f*ck themselves, VIP events where people pay for the Elon Musk Bonfire Experience would be very lucrative. Elon provides the whiskey and the marshmallows. Maybe he borrows some weed from Joe Rogan. Hire Koe Wetzel as Master of Ceremonies. I smell money. And also toasted marshmallows.

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