Trump recently announced his new budget much leftist hand-wringing and gnashing of teeth. The left, frankly, dismays about everything Trump says and does. Ergo leftists searched for grander ways to stir the snowflakes into a colder flurry of freezing rage. Even though they’ve been raging since November with paltry results, but plenty of chuckles (see ‘Precious Snowflakes’ Still Protesting Trump and Generation Snowflake: “Learn to Deal with Adversity” ). How do you get lip-strumming dimwits up-in-arms over a budget?
Fire Elmo from Sesame Street.
Due to cuts in funding to PBS, our favorite furry monster is out of work. #ParodyElmo
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There is no better way to get dullard individuals to cry hysterically than to fire their favorite childhood puppet. Helps, considering many Millennials grew up with Elmo, and likely still tickle him when they return to mommy’s house after a day of Antifa beat-downs. Life needs balance. Namaste.
Before being handed the impromptu “F” pink-slip (get it? “F” is for “FIRED” but also “FAILURE” and “F**K” to name a FEW), the documentarian/job terminator got Elmo to opine (in all his fluffheaded, red-furred wisdom) on the successes of our favorite government program, Obamacare. Nice segue.
Not asked of the puppet was how he felt about men pretending to be ladies (which would be just as relevant, no?) or what he thought of the government funding an entertainment channel on television in the first place. Quick, Elmo, point to me in the Constitution where it says “Government should provide, via tax dollars, educational material in the form of puppet shows, cartoons, and nature programs to the citizens of the United States.” Take your time.
While you’re waiting, here’s Jimmy Kimmel (hey, he has his own night show so he must be right) expressing his take on the whole situation.
These videos seem promising in expressing the “harmful” effects budget cuts (see YES! Trump’s Budget Plan SLASHES Government, Kills Leftists’ Dreams…) are going to have on PBS. But they don’t realize one essential element: Sesame Street is on HBO.
All of this sound and fury is based on nothing; Sesame Workshop announced in November 2015, “On January 16, 2016, Sesame Street will launch season 46 of the award-winning show on HBO with the boldest changes to the Street to date …”
Both Kimmel and whoever made the Elmo video are blatantly in the wrong. It’s okay, they live there. I hear they’ve decorated it in French Country. Comfy.
Sesame Street is here to stay. HBO won’t suffer from budget cuts, and neither will Sesame Street. In fact, Sesame Street will be raking in millions . . . still.
So it’s disappointing yet unsurprising that leftists refuse to even check the facts, deciding instead to throw rage-fests. What a lovely change of pace if we could actually debate the left on their ideas instead of mocking them for their baseless tantrums. Oh well, guess I’ll just have to dedicate more time to creating insults for these little duff muffins. See, I really need new insults. Help me.
All of this propagandist video watching is killing brain cells. If you want to add brain cells, watch this . . .
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