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Video: Grandpa Who's Tired of Trespasser's Crap Throws Him Off a Roof
Considering SJWs, and young people in general, can't get off their tushies (see New Study Says 19-Year-Olds Exercise About as Much as 60-YEAR-OLDS…) it's nice to see a grandpa putting them all to shame. "Elder shaming" is where fit elders kick the asses of plopsy couch potato fries (see Instagram Admits It Banned Lauren Southern for… ‘Fat Shaming’ Hedgehogs?!). Why are you still sitting there? You have legs. Use them.
But first, watch this grandpa push a trespassing youngin' of his roof.
An elderly grandfather threw a man off his roof, ending an hours-long standoff in which the agitated suspect jumped from home to home in a La Puente neighborhood on Tuesday.
Capt. Tim Murakami of the Industry sheriff's station said the standoff ended when 83-year-old homeowner Wilford Burgess "got tired of his games and pushed him off."
Damn. Buy this grandpa a beer. Or a case. Beer subscription maybe.
"You come to my house, you don't have to worry about him because I'll be all over it 'cause I'm going to load up," he said.
As for Burgess, he said staying in shape is important to him in his 80s.
"I tell everybody, 'Just because you're old, that don't mean you got to sit down. As long as you're able to move, move,'" he said.
He added that his favorite workout is lifting the donations that people give to his church.
Note to SJWs: For a solid core and a kick-ass bod when elderly, do lunges with buckets of coins. Also, use your body do things other than pretending to be a mammoth-sized beauty queen posing in thong bikinis. Cover up. No one wants to see that.
This grandpa is my new hero. Instead of letting a young hooligan get the better of him by Spidermanning it up to the roof, Burgess accepted the challenge and This is Sparta-ed the ne'er-do-well off it.
If you're intent on being a dumbass, at least don't give the other person a roof to kick you off of. Life lessons.