If you're the type who keeps up with the news, you've become accustomed to all manner of leftist lunacy. Around the time you heard tales of 52-year-old men transitioning into 6-year-old girls, you probably thought you'd seen it all. Well, I hate to burst your bubble. A group of eco-activists are demanding the royal family stop producing offspring to prevent global warming. Yes, really.

Dear Prince William and Duchess Kate,

We read with interest your statements about having more children. Our organization, Having Kids, promotes a sustainable and child-centered family planning model, and we wanted to offer a few thoughts for your consideration.

Large families are not sustainable. As degraded as the world’s environment is today, none of us can imagine what the world would be like if fertility rates had not been halved in the 20t h Century, below 3 children per woman. The future of your country will be defined by the impacts of climate change. Some of these impacts include:

• More severe flooding – both from heavier rains and coastal flooding.
• Deadlier heatwaves.
• Increase in diseases such as malaria.
• Wildlife extinctions.

Melting glaciers could affect the North Atlantic circulation , completely changing the United Kingdom’s weather. All of us – especially public figures – should plan our families with the future environment in mind, producing a smaller and more resilient populace capable of thriving in that environment.

So, according to these activists, if Bill and Katie pop out another tot, it will transmorphify the world into a post-apocalyptic dystopia that makes Fallout look desirable?

Has the left come up short on trendy causes? Going after the royal family for wanting a baker's dozen of kiddos reeks of desperation. There's no need for you leftists to embarrass yourselves like this. I'm sure there's a group of disabled, genderqueer people of color who got rejected by the Marine Corps who are in need of your trademark virtue-signaling advocacy.

Progressive activists are obsessed with bringing the circle of life to a halt. They encourage women to fatten, tattoo and pierce themselves. So much that no sane male would ever willingly knock boots with them. They push Planned Parenthood's baby chop-shops like mad, and their policies have all but destroyed the family unit. Let's face it, the left's entire platform revolves around stifling the baby-making.

These activists can make excuses like "babies are cooking the Earth" all they want. But, the truth is they're bitter losers who can't stand to see anyone else happy. Hence, the desire for the royal family, and all other families, to abstain from procreation. This all about the left making everyone else as miserable as them.

Besides, manmade climate change is a scam.

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