We've all been there. You need your fix of caffeine to get you through the day. You pull up to Dunkin' because that's where real America gets coffee and f*ck Starbucks. You get your coffee, maybe a donut, and are on your way. Where most of us haven't been is doing all those things, but also catching two employees in the midst of a bloody brawl.

This guy did. And because he rules and remembers to do it FOR THE CONTENT, he had his smartphone out.

Someone needs to make me a .gif of Joey Styles screaming "CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!" It's a failure of the entire internet that one doesn't exist. The deity or deities of content have blessed us with many reasons why https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/melbourne-cup-walkway-fight.

The hero is my man here working the drive-thru like nothing is going on. Other than Becki and Karen are at it again. He even threw up the deuces at the guy capturing the content.

Open for discussion is what was the triggering action that set it off. I want it to be a lover's quarrel between the two ladies and the manager trying to break it up. The one without the bloody face found out he was cheating on her with the one whose face was bloody.

But I'm open to being convinced otherwise. Use the response/comment section of whatever social media app brought you here to opine with your theories.

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