Drag Queens Banned from Pride Parade to Avoid Offending Transgenders
I'm still amazed I formed that headline using those words in that order. I'm also amazed Nancy Pelosi sharing everything we can learn from drag queens is no longer the most LOL-worthy drag-centric post this year. This may even top last year's drag queen demon kiddie reading sessions at the public library.
For our latest installment of "when keeping it woke goes broke," I give you this rip-roaringly hilarious tale of leftist cannibalism. Which is just amazeballs.
A Pride event in Glasgow has banned drag queens from performing, after committee members decided acts could offend trans people.
Free Pride Glasgow, which bills itself as an anti-commercialist alternative to the Scottish city’s main Pride event, said trans and non-binary committee members were “uncomfortable with having drag performances“.
The organisation said in a statement that it hopes to create a safe space for all members of the LGBTQIA+ (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, queer, intersex, asexual) community, and that while the decision may "disappoint" some people "the needs of the most marginalised groups within our community come first."
And all throughout the land, mascara ran down the faces of weeping ultra-effeminate fancy lads in dresses.
Obviously, we need a UFC style ranking system of the pound-for-pound most marginalized groups. Trannies are obviously the Demetrious Johnson of the IFC (Intersectional Fighting Championship). Black people are Georges St. Pierre. Feminists are Conor McGregor. Though introducing pussy pants might be their version of throwing a dolly through a bus window. So, we'll see where they fall in next month's rankings.
Boring, basic gay guys who just like tucking their frank-and-beans and throwing on a mini skirt for sh*ts and gigs don't even crack the top 5 anymore. By the look of it, they're on track to lose their letter in the alphabet soup of the LGBTEIEIO3 entirely. Sad!