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February 13, 2022
GM Releases Cringeworthy Super Bowl Ad Where Dr. Evil Is a Climate Justice Warrior Now
It's Super Bowl Sunday. For many Americans, it's a bunch of commercials interrupted by a football. For brands, it's an excuse to spend a lot of money to advertise themselves. If there was a Lombardi Trophy for virtue-signaling Super Bowl spots, GM would win. Dr. Evil and his crew are now climate justice warriors.
I know Big Tech gets snippy when you say the word "climate," so here is all the government-approved information you're allowed to know. The main reason I've gathered you all here today is that I shouldn't be the only one cringing with my coffee.
Dr. EV-il | #EVerybodyIn | 90 Second Spotyoutu.be
You youngbloods may not know what's happening because Dr. Evil is a 90's reference. He's the main villain in the Austin Powers movie franchise. Austin Powers (both played by Mike Myers) was a horny secret agent from the 60s who was frozen in ice and thawed out in the 90s, where he discovered it's politically incorrect to sex up every girl you see. It's a "man out of time" story. 2002 Austin Powers would be out of place in 2022, where he'd be labeled a sex pest and fired from the Ministry of Defense. There would be a movie in a movie where woke dinkuses would be canceling that movie. The gratuitous penis joke would end with Prince Harry and what's-her-face lecturing how it's not funny.
Seriously, though, this commercial doesn't even make sense in its own universe. Let's say, purely for sake of argument, climate change is the number one threat facing the planet. Dr. Evil would want to destroy the climate faster and worser than climate change would. He wouldn't want to save the planet. He'd want to be the one destroying it. He's Dr. Evil. It's in his name.
Unless being the chairman of a woke, virtue-signaling corporation that pretends to care about the world IS Dr. Evil's master plan. Well played, GM. That's some four-dimensional chess.
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