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LOL! Dove Sells Body-Positive Soap Bottles, it Backfires
We've all seen our fair share of leftist ridiculousness. Everything from blaming climate change for prostitution in the Philippines to calling babies racists. Well, here's a new one for you. Dove has new body wash bottles that come in different female body shapes, ranging from malnourished with a pituitary disorder, to wide-load midget...
Dove’s latest “real beauty” campaign has been the source of mockery on social media.
Its new ad features body washes that come in six limited-edition bottles meant to celebrate different shapes and sizes.
“From curvaceous to slender, tall to petite, and whatever your skin colour, shoe size or hair type, beauty comes in a million different shapes and sizes. Our six exclusive bottle designs represent this diversity: just like women, we wanted to show that our iconic bottle can come in all shapes and sizes, too,” according to its website.
@FastCompany @Dove So if CVS is out of "skinny bitch" bottles am I not going to be able to get clean? Not sure how this works.— Jodi Beggs (@Jodi Beggs) 1494267608.0
What happens if you use the wrong @Dove bottle shape for your body type? Will the soap not fit me? Can I die?— 🗽 Caissie “Pretty Scared, You?” St.Onge (@🗽 Caissie “Pretty Scared, You?” St.Onge) 1494269535.0
thanks dove but i already found a bottle for my shape https://t.co/asuo1vci0O— carina hsieh (@carina hsieh) 1494268971.0
Paunchy body wash bottles. That'll show em...
This is the kind of leftist virtue signaling that's guaranteed to get all the attention. The bad attention, that is. Dove has accomplished the difficult task of transmorphifying themselves into a walking punchline. Joining the ranks of their dongs-in-the-ladies-room pals over at Target and the genital-mutilating baristas over at Starbucks. They've both made huge leaps in the way of advancing leftist causes. Sales? Not so much...
Also, how exactly does the shape of a bottle of soap do anything to promote body-positivity? The only thing these bottles do is endear Dove to militant, blue-haired leftist potbellies who whine online about the width of movie theater seats, in between pints of Ben and Jerry's.
Dove can claim these bottles will make a huge difference. But, a soap bottle in the shape of a morbidly obese diabetic does absolutely nothing to combat the chunks of triple-cheeseburger that are slowly clogging her arteries and choking her enlarged heart to death.
Heres the takeaway: Dove thought they could score SJW points by being ahead of the bottle curve in an era where milk is seen as white supremacy. Simply because it's white. Seeing the opportunity to score some feel good points, Dove attempted a marketing ploy which was likely approved by dozens of people at corporate. Let's show our customers how woke we are with the body pride times and have our bottle shapes reflect different body shapes!
It's not that far fetched when idiots out there believe the hand signal for "Okay" is a white supremacy symbol. I mean if you leave any niche group out of anything these days, you're lambasted for it. We've got genderless awards, need I say more?
Speaking of leftist chubsters...