As I type this, ten idiots are spending seven hours talking about climate change. No, this isn't hell, but damn if it's close. Before the ten Democrats skipped onto the stage to brag about how much they don't know, President Donald Trump cracked his knuckles and hopped onto tweeter dot com to share these eight facts about the climate.

The United States is actually rather environmentally conscience, so really, America shouldn't be the one cleaning up a mess the rest of the world is making by sacrificing just about everything, including cow boofs.

No, the Democrats care about growing the government. Saying they care about the climate in order to guilt people into giving them more power is just easier than admitting their power-hungry suit demons.

This is how Donald Trump got elected and how he'll get re-elected. He got ahead of the Democrats' climate agenda rather than sitting it out. In the past, presidents (especially Republicans) wouldn't push back against the left, opting instead to allow focus groups and the leftist media to run the narrative.

Trump is instead using his direct access to the people to get ahead of the Democrat's climate agenda.

Personally I'd rather watch Trump tame his orange coif using the wrong side of his comb than sit through tonight's climate town hall. Hopefully, you also have something more useful to do. Like cleaning your bathroom tile grout with nothing but your spit and a Q-Tip.

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