Today marks the first year anniversary of Trump's inauguration. It's also the day feminists emerge from their forests of cat hair to MARCH! For what, no one is actually sure (see video below). But Donald Trump has a theory:

This is level-A, pure grade trolling. Why, such was the mirth I experienced, I've had to dab my eyes thrice. Since I've not a tumbler to contain the life-giving tears of leftist babes, I'll just have to fashion a tear-collecting receptacle using nothing but my cupped hands and unbridled sarcasm.

Trump isn't wrong, either. The economy is booming, blasting the un-groomed ear-hairs of social justice jihadists into fairy dust. Which is one reason the left is boo-hooing, throwing tantrums in the form of government shutdowns. Look, a meme for you:

If you need more evidence:

• Apple CEO Tim Cook Discusses 20,000 New Jobs Created By Tax Cuts
• Apple Celebrates Tax Reform by Giving Back to the Economy
• Trump's Economy BOOMS Despite Democrat Doomsday Predictions
• President of NYSE Says Donald Trump Responsible for Market Gains
• Economist Says'Market Will Never Recover Under Trump' Dow Hits All Time High SAME DAY!

A good economy is certainly one reason to celebrate on a fine winter's day. Have fun out there, my pussy-hat wearing manatees. May you one day find the brain God so cruelly deprived you of.

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