Social distancing is literally the most important thing we can be doing right now. Those of you who want to reopen the economy can eat a dick. Go sit in the back and stay quiet. It's all about social distancing. So much so that it's our duty as Americans to snitch on anyone not following the rules (see De Blasio Asked People to Snitch on Social Distancing Violaters and This Social Distancing Snitch Is the Hero We Deserve). Well, a crime was committed. Dare I say, a crime against humanity. Someone get the Capitol Police on the phone and tell them to arrest Nancy Pelosi. If we don't see her getting jolly-stomped in front of her Hyundai for this, I don't even know what America I'm living in any more.

This happened while they were debating the latest round of financial aid to make up for them shutting down the economy. Which, I guess ... thanks?

Look, my name's not Karen. I live in one of the highest-risk areas in the country. I wear a mask. When I go grocery shopping, some other people do as well. Some people don't. And what happens to those people is nothing. No one starts fights with them. They aren't dragged out of the produce aisle kicking and screaming. Everyone just goes about their business and leaves.

However, the maskless person trying to get the last bottle of hand soap isn't the speaker of the House. They aren't the head of the political party encouraging people to rat out their neighbors for masklessly standing only five feet apart from each other. They sure as hell aren't rubbing their nose and wiping it on the meat section. If they did, I'm fairly certain beating them with a London broil would be an acceptable response.

Nancy Pelosi is the head of the idiots making the rules and demanding you follow or else. So, like, at least try to lead by example?

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