'Digisexual' Robo-Lovers Take Loserdom to a Whole New Level...
Seems like every day another slope is slipped, taking the human race closer to the inevitable black hole of oblivion. Tranny toddlers. Transracial wannabe Filipinos. Then, there's this. "Digisexual" lovers of robots, who take loserdom to new levels.
The craze for sex robots will lead to a growing number of men whose only sexual and romantic relationships will be with dolls, academics say.
So-called “digisexuals” will shun human partners in favor of the new kind of virtual reality porn and customizable robots able to speak and interact.
At least these guys want them to talk. Maybe these boys love their sexbots for their minds. Deep stuff.
The warning comes in a study of the growing use of sex dolls, including at the world’s first brothel staffed entirely by robots.
High-tech sex dolls with realistic silicone skin and the ability to flirt and even simulate orgasms have become increasingly available.
Psychotherapists should be prepared for more clients “participating in digisexualities,” says a report by ethics researchers Neil McArthur and Markie Twist of the University of Manitoba.
In the olden days, if you wanted a mate, you had to shower, exercise, and develop conversational skills. Near-impossible tasks for a level-8 Dungeon Master. Now? Simply key in your credit card information and wait for the UPS guy to drop off your new "girlfriend." Ah, romance!
I can see a few reasons why a "digisexual" would choose a robo-mate. She won't refuse to dress like Daenerys Targaryen for a little nookie. You don't have to share your Cap'n Crunch with her afterwards. Most beneficial? The integrated volume controls, so her sex noises won't awaken mom and dad upstairs.
We always thought the key to Skynet's takeover would be giant Austrian killing machines. Boy, were we wrong. The real key? Seductive crash test dummies with eyeliner and synthetic lady-parts. Who would've known? At least these guys won't add their genetic material to the gene pool.
Speaking of technology: