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March 07, 2022
Fired Staffer Gets High in Democrat Senator's Office, Claims Senator 'Cares More About Dog Than Black People'
Not everyone likes their job. They don't have the pleasure of working for me here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website When you find your employment less than fulfilling, there are options to rectify the situation. You can give notice. You can choose to not show up. Or you can get high and dance in your boss' office after accusing her of caring more about her dog than black people. Jamarcus Purley, a now-former staffer to Democrat Senator Dianne Feinstein, chose option C. I know what you're thinking: Dianne Feinstein is still alive? Yes, and there is an opening in her office thanks to this urban reboot of Jerry McGuire.
Don't look at me like that. If Hollywood rebooted Jerry McGuire, it would look exactly like this. That's a solid reference, and you know it.
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What led to Purley deciding Senator Feinstein's office might not be the right fit for him was after the Senator confused him with the other black guy in the office after he's been there for five years. Things came to a head during a staff meeting when, while the whole team was assembled around the conference table, Purley gave a speech on how the senator doesn't do enough for the African-American community. Adding: "The Senator cares more about Kirby, her f*ckin’ dog, than Black people." When the meeting went silent because they couldn't even, Purley repeated the dog line. “The Senator cares more about her dog than Black people."
Purley, I'm assuming, at this point, decided he was probably about to be unemployed, so he rolled a blunt, put on a little DeBarge (a solid choice), and danced around the senator's office. He also recorded his final moments for the enjoyment of YouTube. Because, really, if you're going to go through the trouble of going out like this, you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
The official office reason for Purley being fired is "performance-related issues."
If I were to guess what happens next, the Jamarcus Purley Group will be signing Feinstein's primary challenger as their first client. Then a lucrative contract with MSNBC as a Democratic Strategist.
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