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Dear James Taylor: So You Think Obama's The "Best President Ever"?

Team Crowder
May 16, 2015

Dear James Taylor,

We've all read your recent comments claiming Barack Obama to be the "best president ever." We here at Louder with Crowder wonder just what it is that makes that so. Surely, you would never speak in false platitudes based entirely on an emotional reverberation. After all, you're James freaking Taylor. So as I'm sure you have, I've done some digging through Obama's greatest "accomplishments" to try and assist with my confusion. It cleared up nothing. Maybe you can point me toward the accomplishments you deem the most "best president ever-worthy"?

Was it his continuation and ultimate loss of the Iraq war that you liked? Or his failure to have terminated the war successfully? Or maybe it was the fact that he added over $7.5 trillion dollars to our national debt? The man knows how to make it rain.

Of course, James Taylor, maybe you're tickled pink at the fact that our President's completely opening up our southern border and turning Mexico's illegal exodus into a free-for-all here in the USA. Oh Mexico. You've never really been, but you'd sure like to... welcome all of their illegal criminals.

Perhaps you're particularly proud of how race relations are at an all-time high in the United States? Ferguson, Baltimore, New York, Al Sharpton in the white house, this president is the glue that holds this country together! Plus, that's got to be great for business. Because when I think a James Taylor concert... I think "diversity."

Wait, I think I've got it.

It’s your admiration for the president's superb handling of Benghazi! That would explain your adamant support for Hillary. Am I getting warmer? More fire, less rain?

If you could let me know exactly just what it is that you use to rationalize your statements, I would very much appreciate it. The suspense is killing me.

Signed, a young cowboy who lives on the range.

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