Dear Radicals of 2017:
Since words have been triggering obstacles for y’all lately, allow me to jump right to the punchline: you Democrats are the most radical extremists of our generation. Possibly of the millennia. I’ll never be able to verify the latter, what with current life expectancy rates, but I’ll go out on the limb the same way you take your protests to the very edges of insanity. And yes, I’m indicting the Democrat Party here. You’re radicals. You’re kooks. Unlike your climate change stances, though, allow me to provide a bit of proof to substantiate my claims. The most recent example of your extremism? The Women’s March, heralded by the leftist media as the biggest democratic “protest of all time.” Here’s a quick refresher:
Interesting term for it, “democratic.” Not sure that’s what I would’ve called it. Here are some suggestions, though: Migration of land-dwelling butter-whales and march of the “engorged neon harpies.”
— Lou Brown's Mustache (@LouBrownsStache) January 20, 2017
But protest attendees, from the celebrities all the way up to the politicians and headliners (like Wendy Davis), these people are out of touch social justice warrior extremists. And here’s the thing: the leftist media treated these harpies as normal. As mainstream.
Which ultimately means we can no longer single out protesters as “extremist SJWs.” Neither the DNC nor I can paint them with a broad brush. These crazy fringe loons have been welcomed into the DNC fold with open arms. When you stand with #BlackLivesMatter, when you stand with the Hollywood elite, when you stand with “pussy hats” and the crazy LGBTQAAIP (silent F) community… you take a hard stand against the rest of America. Who thinks divisive identity politics has no place in their lives.
Yes, I’m serious when I say you’re full blown crazy. Look, as stated earlier, I don’t have to rely on just talking points. Allow me to present the recent evidence:
- Ashley Judd thought it was a good idea to stand in front of thousands of women to talk about her period on her bedsheets.
- A hateful liberal woman on a plane harassed a passenger because he answered the “Why were you in DC” question the wrong way.
- A woman? man? jury is still out, screamed “Nooooo” in comedic fashion when Trump was sworn in. Seriously, even if you have watched it, watch it again. LOL.
- Madonna admitting she wants to blow up the White House.
- Just all of the women at the Women’s March who were two tacos short of a combo platter.
All of the above hairy humanoids are simply following the example set by you, DNC leadership, and their parroting media allies. Speaking of which, a candidate who hopes to take the chairperson role has admitted the job is to “shout down white people.” So your Democrat Party has now embraced racism as one of its tenets. Bravo.
Once relegated to slam poetry basements and Simon & Garfunkel cover bands, these menstrual-obsessed, perpetually oppressed, professionally protesting interpretive dancers are no longer fringe. They are the Democratic voting base. They’re your party. All yours. From their dry-shampooed hair (if you’re lucky) down to their cellulite-packed legging asses, your Democrat Party is home to the freakiest, most hateful, racist, bigoted bunch of fools that ever trundled across our great nation. Not sure even General George Washington would know what to do with these beasts.
Put another way, your voting base is composed of losers, some of them self-admitted. Here’s looking at you, basement-dwelling Bernie Sanders succubi.
You had a golden opportunity against the least popular president to ever seek office. You knew Trump was unpopular because you incessantly wrote about it every time a new approval rating released. You delighted in his unpopularity.
And yet you lost. You had Hollywood, media and the White House at your fingertips. How did you screw it up?
Becuase of the aforementioned monsters you created. You bred them in welfare programs, nurtured them with reckless self-esteem school programs, fed them with gender-queer curriculum of “Love is love as long as you say it is.” What’s resulted is exactly what we expected. Consider yourselves the new Frankenstein. You cooked up a new type of humanoid. A perpetually whiny, entitled, obese fledgling faintly resembling a human being. Predictably it’s wreaking havoc on a nation of people who’d rather not deal with it. We don’t want to see it, smell it, or have it consorting with our children.
You need to own the monster you’ve created, Democrats. Own the social justice warriors. Own your extremism. And because of these wild boars you engineered through your own social experimentation, you must own your defeat. For it is because of these freaks you lost. And will continue to lose so long as they’re allowed to roam about the nation unbridled, feeding on the misery they spread like STDs.
Will you rein in these unhindered land whales? Not likely. For even after the DC migration of engorged neon butter harpies, you’re still you blaming “racist Americans.” Two point something million women donned “pussy” hats and marched for reasons they can’t even come up with, but you still blame the failure of liberalism’s loss on misogyny. If not that, you blame xenophobia (whatever the hell that means anymore) despite our newest First Lady being a legal immigrant from Slovenia.
The result has rather backfired. For each time you blame a new “ism” for your failings, you breed even more extremists filled with hate. Hate which they project like vomit on all who disagree with them. They’re entitled monsters whom everyone despises but you, the DNC, beholden to their vote.
You’re at their mercy now. Lay claim to them before they devour you.