As if the DC Metro didn't suck enough, apparently one of its transit cops was caught trying to send things to ISIS. You know, to facilitate ISIS's communications. So they could, like, share Girl Scout cookies. Or conduct MeetUps where they discussed their favorite knitting patterns. Or maybe just so they could play Pokemon GO. Admit it you Islamophobe, there are a million reasons why anyone, especially ISIS, would want to communicate secretly and would enlist the help of a DC Metro transit cop to help them out. None of those reasons is terrorism, though, because our leaders say ISIS isn't anything to fret about. Stop being paranoid, you racist.

Yes, this ISIS sympathizer was uncovered in Washington DC. Where Barack Obama lives. The same Barack Obama who said ISIS is contained. And where John Kerry lives, who said ISIS is on the run. Those experts.

A veteran police officer with one of the nation's most prominent transit systems has been arrested for allegedly trying to help ISIS, officials said.

Authorities believe that officer Nicholas Young, while working for the Metro Transit Police Department in Washington, D.C. — a community he swore to protect — was trying to assist ISIS operatives find more ways to communicate in secret.

Young allegedly purchased technology-related items to send to the ISIS operatives so they could evade authorities when contacting each other.

Instead of allegedly engaging with true ISIS associates, however, Young was actually in touch with FBI informants and agents from the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force in Washington, which has been conducting a long undercover investigation in the case, officials said.

There was "no pending threat to the D.C. transportation system," a source emphasized to ABC News, which first reported the arrest.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, no pending threat...other than a terror organization infiltrating the transit system of our nation's capital. A nation's capital which hosts too many cotton-headed ninnymuggins who insist ISIS is no biggie...

Okay, so what have we learned here? Other than our nation is run by a bunch of morons with the collective intelligence of a box of pencil erasers. Well, for one, when we've been saying Islamic terrorism is a problem? Turns out, we're right.

Second, Islamic terrorism isn't limited to just the Middle East, or Middle Eastern people. It's here. It's also been here before (hello San Bernardino, Orlando, and September 11). Oh sure, Officer Young (racial profile unknown) wasn't strapping on a suicide vest to off himself and the Vice President while in a secure bunker (name that TV show), but he was making communication apps and devices more easily accessible to the people who would be strapping on the vests to get a little explosive action on. Allahu Akbar, bitches.

Meanwhile, in the Oval Office, President Obama is sending $400 million to Iran at the, coincidentally (wink, wink) same time our hostages were released.

Can we all admit now that maybe, just maybe, our elected officials don't have our best interests at heart? You know, security-wise?

Still don't believe me? Then why are leftists increasingly reluctant to admit who the enemy is? I'll wait.

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