Looks like David Hogg is taking some time away from his anti-boomstick crusade to knock on us evil, toxic males. This is best evidenced by his “incisive” tweet, wherein the Hogginator puts the final nail into the patriarchy’s coffin:
Fuck the patriarchy.
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) May 4, 2019
First of all:
Oh my, such eloquent and hard-biting commentary in this tweet. I wouldn’t expect anything less from the chinless boy wonder. I’m not the only person amused by Hoggy’s feminist virtue-signalling, either. Get a load of these responses:
I see the programming is still running.
— Scotty B (@ScottishDuke) May 4, 2019
Hoggy most certainly is repeating tired lefty platitudes like an emaciated automaton. Every day is another chance to see Hogg’s stick thin arms flailing about, doing his masters’ bidding. So sad.
Good point. Men and women hooking up and doing the nasty is what makes the world going around. If little Davey and all the other ladies were man-hating douche-a-sauruses, we’d be on the verge of extinction right about now.
Yous about 2 minutes from a man bun
— Bikim Brown♑ (@bikimdude) May 5, 2019
Don’t forget the purple hair, septum ring, and dog collar for being led around by his SJW overlords. As penance for his years of perpetuating the patriarchy by existing.
You misspelled “I can’t get laid”
— Austin N (@austinn37) May 5, 2019
Yeah, this tweet has all the makings of a piss-poor attempt at white-knighting. As if Dave thinks he’s gonna score with the lady folk if he bashes on havers of peens. I hate to break it to him, but it won’t.
I see you are getting quite the education at Harvard
— Randy Randerson (@mgarvella) May 5, 2019
Yep, this is exactly the type of “knowledge” you get these days at a university. David is the prime example of a leftist model citizen: Soy laden and bereft of a cerebrum. You’ve almost gotta feel bad for the little fella. Almost.
David Hogg represents the future of the left. A general leading an army of braindead douchenuggets who squeal as if they know what they’re talking about. On the bright side, he will supply us with mockery material for years to come.
While we’re talking Dave: