We’re pretty much at the point where David Hogg has been relegated to a human punchline. People are done taking him seriously. Nevertheless, little Davey continues in his quest to strip America of its boomsticks.
Though, I think even David sees his star fading, so he’s edging himself into general politics. Gotta stay relevant and all. Which brings us to his latest act of sheer dumbassery.
He sent this fear-mongering tweet, imploring us to vote. Otherwise we might die. Yeah, for reals:
These Midterms could be the last election of our lifetime. VOTE
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) July 22, 2018
Seems a tad overdramatic. Just a tad.
I’m not the only one to say so, either. The Twittersphere jumped on little Dave like Amy Schumer to a box of Krispy Kreme. Things quickly got savage:
EERRRRRRRR MUUHH GEERRRRRDDD pic.twitter.com/JI7HrcexOb
— Will (@WillFoley13) July 22, 2018
Yeah, I think pretty much everyone can see through Dave’s fire and brimstone routine. Hence the sarcasm. People who’ve been around longer than Dave know better than to fall for his hollow doomsday prophecies.
My 2 five year old grandsons have more common sense than you do. It's not surprising that you can't get yourself in to a decent college.
— Bill Mynatt (@bill_mynatt) July 22, 2018
Harsh, but true.
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) July 22, 2018
This might come as a shock to the Hogginator, but he’s hardly the first eighteen-year-old to think he has all the answers. Few people take their political cues from smug, over-confident youngsters. They’re not about to make an exception for the Hogg.
Not. Even. Close. However, on second thought, it may be the Democratic Party’s last election based on their direction to eliminate ICE, healthcare for all, free college, tax increase, open borders, repeal 1st & 2nd Amendment, support globalist rule and impeach Trump. #walkaway
— Michael McKean (@1irishrover) July 23, 2018
Yes, the apocalypse in question here is the left blowing it in another election. Just like that glorious night from two years ago. Hence, the left’s claim that if we don’t vote for people with a “D” after their name, the entire world will turn into a post-apocalyptic hellscape of free markets and personal liberties.
This sandwhich could be the last of my lifetime. EAT
— Dan McNulty (@DanM2T) July 22, 2018
Just when you think Dave can’t embarrass himself any more, he gives us this overdramatic poppycock and proves us wrong. You’ve got to give it to the kiddo, he’s persistent. The chinless boy wonder of the left’s duncery never ceases to amaze. I can’t wait to see what his brain will fart out next.
Speaking of him: