David Hogg Criticized For Overdramatic Election Tweet
We're pretty much at the point where David Hogg has been relegated to a human punchline. People are done taking him seriously. Nevertheless, little Davey continues in his quest to strip America of its boomsticks.
Though, I think even David sees his star fading, so he's edging himself into general politics. Gotta stay relevant and all. Which brings us to his latest act of sheer dumbassery.
He sent this fear-mongering tweet, imploring us to vote. Otherwise we might die. Yeah, for reals:
These Midterms could be the last election of our lifetime. VOTE— David Hogg (@David Hogg) 1532288557.0
Seems a tad overdramatic. Just a tad.
I'm not the only one to say so, either. The Twittersphere jumped on little Dave like Amy Schumer to a box of Krispy Kreme. Things quickly got savage:
@davidhogg111 EERRRRRRRR MUUHH GEERRRRRDDD https://t.co/JI7HrcexOb— Willno quarantino (@Willno quarantino) 1532301391.0
Yeah, I think pretty much everyone can see through Dave's fire and brimstone routine. Hence the sarcasm. People who've been around longer than Dave know better than to fall for his hollow doomsday prophecies.
@davidhogg111 My 2 five year old grandsons have more common sense than you do. It's not surprising that you can't g… https://t.co/j8b14HYEdd— Bill Mynatt (@Bill Mynatt) 1532301425.0
Harsh, but true.
This might come as a shock to the Hogginator, but he's hardly the first eighteen-year-old to think he has all the answers. Few people take their political cues from smug, over-confident youngsters. They're not about to make an exception for the Hogg.
@davidhogg111 Not. Even. Close. However, on second thought, it may be the Democratic Party’s last election based on… https://t.co/8z1C1XxCRh— 1IrishRover (@1IrishRover) 1532305935.0
Yes, the apocalypse in question here is the left blowing it in another election. Just like that glorious night from two years ago. Hence, the left's claim that if we don't vote for people with a "D" after their name, the entire world will turn into a post-apocalyptic hellscape of free markets and personal liberties.
Just when you think Dave can't embarrass himself any more, he gives us this overdramatic poppycock and proves us wrong. You've got to give it to the kiddo, he's persistent. The chinless boy wonder of the left's duncery never ceases to amaze. I can't wait to see what his brain will fart out next.
Speaking of him:
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