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David Hogg Shares 5-Point Gun Control Plan
David Hogg, the sentient butt pimple with a knack for grabbing guns, refuses to recognize his fifteen minutes are over. Instead, he's dialing the anti-gunnery up to eleven with a new "5 point plan."
Buckle up and prepare for convulsions of laughter:
Comment why you do or don’t support our 5 point platform below I want to try responding to as many people as I can.… https://t.co/teMdAie18I— David Hogg (@David Hogg) 1526034720.0
To the first point of Hoggy's plan, let me spare the millions of taxpayer dollars we'd be wasting on a study. Research would determine a gun is outstanding when the need arises to put a criminal dickweed down for the count. You may be asking yourself how I know this. Well, it's because the CDC already did a study. Something Hoggy would know if he would divorce his head from his rectum long enough to use the Google.
Regarding point two, here's a newsflash. Mass shooters often pass background checks. Even when they never should have. There's even times when shooters acquire their pieces by less-than-legal means. Awkward.
Point three sounds like a fancy-pants way of saying the Hogginator wants a gun registry. The only purpose of which would be for the authorities to know who has the boomsticks when the time comes to grab them. Bad idea. But one Hitler would approve of. Read Hitler Loved Gun Control.
If Hogg weren't a ballistically illiterate dunderhead, he'd know reloading a rifle or handgun takes all of two seconds. The only setback to a mass shooter would be his need to carry more magazines. A minor inconvenience.
As for "assault rifles," almost every trait of an assault blaster is cosmetic, or borderline irrelevant. To the best of my knowledge, no one in a mass shooting ever met their maker at the end of the shooter's bayonet. Or was bludgeoned to death with a pistol grip. Crushed to death with a folding stock. You get the picture.
Oh, but Hogg's monumental stupidity didn't end there:
@provocateur412 In my opinion: We can still the lives of those in the future because simply a hand gun has about 1/… https://t.co/fCYbpUKbAC— David Hogg (@David Hogg) 1526035814.0
Yet, handguns are responsible for the overwhelming majority of gun deaths. Even the chart Davey cites himself shows shootings involving firearms other than AR-15s with comparable body counts.
@Tamerlane_RLSV The police and military already have many things we doing like Predator drones, tanks, explosives a… https://t.co/nQa0PT7j7J— David Hogg (@David Hogg) 1526059100.0
So, the Hogg claims we're living in a police state. Yet, he wants to strengthen it by tipping the scales even more in the government's favor. Therein lies the stunning stupidity.
I saved the best for last:
@BasketofCovfefe @RBMEllis @TheFrancescaF @KyleKashuv @JohnRLottJr I’m not trying to take guns I’m trying to save lives— David Hogg (@David Hogg) 1526057695.0
I'll refer you back to Dave's first tweet, wherein he directly references banning scary black rifles and those awful 30-magazine clips which hold like a crap ton of bullets. In typical gun-grabbing fashion, "I don't want to jack all of your guns, I just want to jack all of your guns."
Yet another example of a sissy-la-la bed-wetter who knows absolutely nothing about guns trying to dictate gun policy. Pathetic.