Kyle vs. David isn't the debate we want. It's the debate we deserve. Two teenagers battling it out over a platform where messages are called "tweets." Not exactly a take ten paces and hire a good "second" kind of duel, but we're more civilized now. So grab your avocado toast for round two.

Any Hoggzilla tweet is met with maxim ownage by Kyle (see David Hogg Advertises Another Boycott, Gets Mocked By Kyle Kashuv and Kyle Kashuv Counters Every Anti-Gun David Hogg Comment). This new boycott is no different.

One problem with that, Junior.

Vanguard too, as Twitchy points out. Time to update Hogg's Wikipedia page. Because he's once again OWNED by Kyle Kashuv.

With respect to our friend Nick Searcy, Kyle Kashuv's trolling of David Hogg is starting to resemble this clip:

Also, please don't insult me and expect me to believe that an eighteen-year-old decided to call for a boycott of asset management companies on his own. I hope we're past believing this is all organized by a bunch of tweens sitting around a kitchen table. Leftist political organizations - and the millionaires and billionaires who fund them - are the ones obsessed with divestments. David Hogg is obsessed with people paying attention to him.

Maybe Kyle has people feeding him factoids as well. The difference is he doesn't have 90% of cable news and the entertainment industry creating a cockamamie backstory for him.

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