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NEW LOW: Liberal College Professor Now says Dogs are Racist...
It's come to this. We here at LwC keep a pretty comprehensive record of the latest racist transgressions, because we care... and like to laugh. The most ridiculous of these has, up until now, been racist cafeteria food. What could be worse than cafeteria food? The latest aggressor against blacks: dogs.
A professor at California State University, Fullerton believes that white people have deliberately bred and conditioned "anti-black" domesticated dogs that attack and kill black people. White slave traders as well as European and American military forces used dogs to oppress black slaves and various Indians, the taxpayer-funded professor told the audience.
Leftists are taking everything we love and labeling them as racist (see MSNBC Calls Star Wars 'Racist'). That's what happens when the term racist can mean anything you want it to mean. Anything can be lumped into racism (read MSNBC Declares the Term 'Hard Worker' Racist), so long as white people aren't experiencing it. Why? Because white people can't suffer from racism, you racist. Don't ask why. Take your privilege with your marching orders and shut up.
Parry claimed that in Ferguson, Mo., in the aftermath of the 2014 police shooting of Michael Brown, police used dogs exclusively to attack black people. "The placement above animals, above humans, particularly those of African descent, perhaps consciously or subconsciously, is still being manifested today."
That either makes sense or you're prejudiced against black people. Dogs are (white) man's best friend. They can even detect how much melanin is in your skin. Too much and you're dinner, buddy.
Yes, it's ridiculous. Dogs are the best and often do things that make them worthy of man's love (see Last Living 9/11 Search and Rescue Dog Honored With Dream Day). Police dogs aren't racist, they hunt down any criminal they're set after regardless of race. But we all know this because we're not crazy, right?
The issue here isn't whether or not dogs are predisposed to showing aggression towards one race or another. The issue is that the left is saying anything they can to maintain their perpetual state of victimhood. You and I may think it's silly and get a good laugh out of it, but these guys are dead serious. They've managed to put themselves in a position where they can declare anything they want as sexist or racist.
And when they don't have proof, they call it a microaggression.