What could top waterboarding? Steven Crowder does it with a 16-hour CNN livestream torture extravaganza! Complete with surprise guests, surprise performances, PLUS the release of Louder With Crowder's 'A YouTube Carol'!

In case you were sleeping all week in preparation to watch the live stream live, here are this week's headlines:

• Ted Cruz Just Force Choked Mark Hamill on Net Neutrality
• Nikki Haley Tells the UN Security Council Where to Stick Their Jerusalem Resolution
• HITLER, IS THAT YOU? Post-Migrant Germany Has Some New Rules for Jews...
• Palm Springs Removes Racist Trees. Trees.
• SLAY QUEEN! Nikki Haley Spanks Spoiled UN for Disrespecting America…

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