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March 02, 2022
Crowder 911: What to Do When Joe Biden Keeps Pooping on the Carpet
Sometimes it can be difficult to properly train your new former vice president. And when it gets too much for you to handle, it could take an expert to get those issues under control. Luckily, Crowder knows exactly how to handle these difficult situations.
Now, this isn’t the first time Crowder Millan has been tagged in to assist Quarter Black with his former vice president Joe Biden.
“Yeah, the methods worked at first, but former Vice President Joe Biden definitely regressed.”
The issues are different this time, and the constant cleaning of poop from the carpets (and between Quarter Black’s toes) has become just too much for one man to handle.
CROWDER 911 Ep. 2: How To House-Break Your Joe Biden! | Louder With Crowderwww.youtube.com
This is what happens when one adopts an elderly former vice president, especially those known for being a little too handsy with the little girls. Once the mind goes, the problems only get worse.
Luckily, Quarter Black has Crowder Millan to help him get his former vice president to start behaving, and hopefully, this will be the last time this misbehaving former vice president has to be trained.
But is this the extent of all the behavioral issues Biden has demonstrated? Maybe not. It looks like there might be even more troubling, aggressive actions that require Millan’s expertise.
Quarter Black should be counting his blessings, though. The second choice on the list was a mentally deranged former senator with a history of humping everything, a behavior she picked up after previous owners thought it was cute and gave her treats each time she did it. One can only imagine what kind of training it would have taken to break such an ingrained behavioral quirk out of that one! Would anyone have the kind of knowledge necessary to tackle such a feat?! Maybe.
Make sure to keep tuning in to watch former Vice President Joe Biden’s progress!
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