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PROGRESS: Newest CoverGirl Spokesperson is Actually... a CoverBoy?!

Kacie Burnett
October 12, 2016

Today in progressive news: another glass ceiling has been shattered. The latest easy, breezy, beautiful, Cover Girl is a hairy, bony, square jawed dude...

A video posted by COVERGIRL (@covergirl) on Oct 11, 2016 at 6:17am PDT

CoverGirl made history with the appointment of 17-year-old James Charles as its newest spokesmodel to work with brand ambassador Katy Perry.

Charles, who's still a senior in high school, is a makeup artist with nearly 430k followers. He's the first male ambassador for the cosmetics giant in its nearly 60 years as a brand. He will appear in print, television and digital ads both with Perry and by himself.

Let's address the unwanted penis in the room. See anything wrong here? His eyebrows look like disgruntled caterpillars sizing each other up before a duel. If you buy their makeup, you, too, can look like a gay man with overdrawn eye fur... Because CoverGirl's turned over a new, fake freckled, bushy browed leaf.

Also, pardon my ignorance, but when one hears CoverGirl, one expects... You know, girls. Speaking of which, feminists? Any time you want to chime in on this one. This is a gay guy, clearly, who's infiltrating the women's beauty industry. Taking a job, and platform, away from a woman. Sounds a bit "problematic" to me. After all, allowing sparkly dudelets to erase women pretty much goes against everything leftists claim to stand for (see Transgender Student "Diversity Officer" Now Loses Job for Being A White Male).

Predictably, leftists wet their diapers in excitement over the new CoverBoy. But there's nothing boyish about him, besides his anatomy. In fact, he hijacked everything that makes him "special" from women - the nails, makeup, fake high pitched voice. Now he's the face of a female brand but he's still not a woman. Sound familiar (see Dear 'Transwomen': No, You DON'T Know What it Feels Like to be a Woman...)?

Look, CoverGirl can use whoever/whatever it wants as a mascot - even Ru Paul's Drag Race rejects. The glaring contradiction, even more glaring than that nose ring, is that they did it for the sake of "progress..." Yet it doesn't line up with "progressive" values, which prefer women above men.

No matter how much glitter and eyeshadow you throw on him, a man is still a man. Unless he's voting for Bernie, you can't shave and wax away the essence of the male gender. While we're on the subject...

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