Lotion your hands. You're about to burn your palms due to severe clapping. Congressman Gosar just blew the whistle on the DNC's pathetic virtue signaling. He's called on Jeff Sessions to slap silver bracelets on any illegal aliens used as props by the DNC at tonight's State of the Union Address.

Can I get an amen?

The days of Democrats bolstering their own agenda by being nothing but weepy cry babies, offering up human props of boo hoo, are over. Trump ushered in a new day: illegals aren't welcome here. You gotta be thankful for this policy change, regardless of how you think about Trump's Twitter habits, or how he comb-overs his hair. America is for legal Americans. We welcome people from all over the world... if you come here legally. Even if you come from countries better described as holes of shit. Come here legally, and we haven't any issues.

But those people who are here illegally, and think their simple existence of breathing American air on American soil justifies their continued illegality, no. Sorry, but America is not in the business of just looking the other way when one abuses American law. I don't care the color of your skin, the language you speak, or how tasty the food of your native land. Just because Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer want you here, doesn't mean you get to cozy up in America. Especially as a prop to push an illegal agenda. In the nation's capitol. Besides, both Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are under a factory recall for faulty wiring.

So cheers to Rep Gosar. Turns out not all dentists are sadistic freaks.

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