College is where you go to expand your mind. And your business… If it’s a racist business accusing people of being racist, that is. Confusing, I know. A couple of University of Wisconsin students have decided to start a clothing line that makes fashion out of liberal mantras. They’re looking to corner the “all white people are racist” market.
Behold, the infamous tolerance of leftist college students…
Students are asking people to buy sweatshirts promoting violence against police officers and classifying all white people as racists. [One hoodies’ page claims] “White folk or those who see themselves as white are given power inherently regardless of socioeconomic class, education etc. This is why white men created race in the first place—to maintain power. Racism gave birth to the idea of race. This is a [sic] oversimplified definition,” the description continues.
“You can’t be a revolutionary and homophobic,” reads [one].
[Another] one of the sweatshirts says “If I Encounter Another Cop With A God Complex I’m Going To Have To Show The World That They Are Human.”
Word on the street is Hillary’s already snagged a few custom-made pantsuits.
Obviously there’s a few things wrong with these hoodies. Firstly, fire truck red isn’t flattering on anyone. Also, they’re a tad racist. Which seems a bit “problematic,” considering how leftists claim to hate racism. It seems the rules doesn’t apply to themselves, like most things (see Charlie Rangle Says HE Needs Protection. But American People Don’t…).
Hypocritical? Super duper. But hey, what do I know? I’m just one of those racist white people. And according to these guys, your lack of melanin determines your level of racism.
For most, this comes as no surprise. After all, we are talking about college students in the year 2016 (see Colorado College Encourages Good Health. Students Protest ‘BODY SHAMING!!!’). It seems as though leftist hypocrisy is an admissions requirement at this point. Also, professional victimhood is the fastest growing business in America. These students simply want to cash in. Turns out you can’t charge people for safe spaces, so this was their next best idea.
Look, far be it from me to tell someone what kind of clothing they should make. I, for one, prefer our Socialism is for Figs shirt – but then again, we’re professionals.
Social justice college students. They’re the worst.