Man-child Chris Cuomo is the poster boy for liberal "news" source CNN. Chris made yet another regrettable life choice by attacking Ted Cruz. Rather stupid, given the southern charm's track record of reorganizing people's faces (see Ted Cruz Calls Out Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz for Elitism and Ted Cruz Makes Bernie Challenge Official With This Epic Tax Bill).

Chris Cuomo and CNN were trying to say Ted Cruz refused to do an interview with CNN to defend gun rights in the "If you don't support gun control, you're a heartless daemon who hates children" narrative. Here's the setup:

Ah, see. Cruz "won't come on CNN to talk about this" ergo Ted Cruz is retreating to a safe space to tinkle himself.

Except here's the truth:

Busted. And once busted, time to run a little damage control:

Ted Cruz fears CNN like Nancy Pelosi fears a botox needle. Not to be confused with a USB port used to install upgrades. Ted Cruz is happy to have personal discussions, to talk issues, and engage in debate. So for CNN to suggest Cruz is biting his nails over Chris Cuomo is just pure wishful projection. CNN, after all, is the company comparing itself to a banana instead of an apple. Or perhaps the reverse of that. Regardless, they openly compare themselves to the contents of a fruit basket. Then have the gall to accuse Ted Cruz of running from a fight.

Let that sink in.

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