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CNN Doctor Diagnoses Donald Trump with Heart Disease
Does Donald Trump have heart disease? Lemme answer that with another question. Does Cory Booker have a voice as soft as the chin hair of a newborn doe? Uh huh. Trump recently survived a thorough check-up by the White House doctor. A standard operating procedure which I don't remember hearing about in the 8 years of the wide-eared king. I see you there with your conspiracies, mainstream media. Let's keep in mind Trump's doctor was an OBAMA APPOINTED White House doctor. So there's that.
Dr. Jackson, who examined Trump, said Trump's in good health. In other words, nothing to see here. Move the heck along already.
But wait. CNN doctor Sanjay Gupta, who didn't examine Trump, claims Trump has heart disease. Because CNN has its job to do regardless of "facts." Facts, schmacts. CNN hopes the president will die.
"It was interesting when I spoke to Dr. Jackson at first, he said, he passed all the tests with flying colors," Gupta said. "When I asked him specifically about that test, did he then concede that, in fact, the president does have heart disease."
"They're going to be increasing the medications, including the cholesterol-lowering medications to try and combat that, but there's no question, by all standards, by all metrics, anyway a doctor or cardiologist will look at it, the president does have heart disease."
Gupta said it's controllable with medications, adding that Trump needs to have his diet under control.
"But he does have heart disease," he said.
The Obama-appointed doctor who examined the president says Donald Trump doesn't have heart disease. The doctor who works for CNN claims the Obama-appointed doctor is full of poo. Possibly even lying.
A doctor who diagnoses someone he didn't examine. Help me out, CNN. Is that an apple or a banana?
When you answer that, answer this: are you still surprised people call you fake news?
CNN and media salivating over Trump's medical report is barely a veiled disguise of their true hopes and dreams. They hope Trump drops dead. Preferably as their cameras are rolling. That's how much they care. They're dying for him to raise his pinky finger and, with pucked lips, choke to death on a Starburst. Or suffers a massive heart attack while tweeting about whose button is bigger. Why else would they HOPE and PRAY Trump has some kind of disease? ANY kind of disease.
"PLEASE, DIE" - All of the media to Trump right now. So President Pence can take over? Have media thought this through?