CNN is the queen of frumpy leftist news outlets (see CNN’s Brian Stelter: We Keep Talking About Russia Because… Journalists Love America? and CNN’s Ratings Nosedive After Being Confirmed As Fake News…). The network is so lost in a rodent hole of incongruent "values" they can't meet their own standards. Take this case: CNN assumed the gender of a transman's baby. #Triggered.

Trystan Reese, a transgender man living in Portland, Oregon, has given birth to a boy with his partner of seven years, Biff Chaplow. Their son, Leo Murray Chaplow, was born July 14.

Both Leo and Reese were in good health after the birth, the couple wrote on Facebook. Reese and Chaplow told CNN Leo "eats like a champ, sleeps well, and gives us lots of cuddles."

"We are so lucky to have been able to welcome him into our lives and cannot wait to see who he grows up to be," they said.

"We find that behind the shroud of anonymity, people feel pretty empowered to tell us what should happen to us, to our children, to our family," Reese said. "The reason why you have a kid is because you want to see more love in the world, and remembering how difficult that's going to be, it's hard."

First: a "transman" is a woman. With a uterus. Ovaries. All the necessary internal plumbing which grant her the abilty to pop out chitlins. CNN reported on a woman giving birth. Despite this sort of thing happening every day since the dawn of mankind.

Secondly, how dare CNN assume the baby's gender. CNN should know how to do the LGBTQAAIP (and silent F) tango by now. If they can't get it right, who can? Not the child's parents. They are also using a "he" pronoun and a name typically assigned to someone with a dangle betwixt its legs. Such triggering double-standards.

All this virtue signaling intersectionality is but for a fraction of a fraction of mentally challenged people. An insult which, I realize, does a great disservice to the actual mentally challenged. If you're out there thinking "This is so f*cking stupid I want to put holes in walls" you're not alone. Even Twitter's finest had migrant boatloads of common sense to dump on CNN.

In other CNN news: oceans are comprised of water, a person's flight aspirations are impeded by "gravity," and regular oxygen consumption is necessary for successful breathing. Details tonight at eleven.

Now watch this tranny dog.

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