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Chris Pratt Has a Warning for the Perv Impersonating Him

Brodigan
December 02, 2017

Busy week for Chris Pratt. The trailer for Infinity Gauntlet was released. He and Anna Faris filed for divorce (they were already separated). And he has some perv impersonating him on social media.

Not that creepers pretending to be celebrities is uncommon. What's is unusual is for the celebrity to put the impostor on blast AND threaten to beat the crap out of him. If it happens, we want video. Badly.

Which is why we love Chris Pratt.

Not-Chris Pratt probably figured impersonating the Jurassic World star was a gangbusters way to see boobies. Men who are secure in who they actually are tend to be themselves. Unless themselves is such a sad sack, they impersonate a celeb. I picture this guy as a 15-year-old. Probably on the "you fat bastard" side of 300 pounds. When he cannon-balls into an above ground pool, there's a neighborhood tsunami. Definitely lives in mommy's basement. Profiling. It's a thing.

Instead of all the bewbs, he has Burt Macklin looking for him. Chris can also train raptors. With clickers. He's also not afraid to awaken Jennifer Lawerence 98 years too early. So. Best to delete your account, sweetie bear.

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