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Chris Pratt Celebrates Easter in the Most Chris Pratt Way Possible
As the unofficial home for all things Chris Pratt (that fit in with what we do here), you would think we'd run out of ways to be impressed by him. I mean, the guy only eats what he kills, loves the military, loves the country, and loves his fans more than most everyone else in Hollywood combined. When Chris Pratt walks by... well... I just get very comfortable.
Then came how he celebrated Easter.
The pictures speak for themselves...
The best part about it? He did it all quietly. He didn't have his publicist put out a statement that he was doing this. He didn't leak it to TMZ that this was happening. He just put up a giant cross with his buddies and shared the photos with his fans on Instagram, to remind everyone of the true meaning of Easter. Also, I'm still confused about the egg and the bunny thing. I get the egg (birth, newness, freshness) but the bunny is still a question mark. I'll just chalk it up to some Satanic fertility ritual. Tell everybody.
It's Prattness with spring petals. Come on.
Chris Pratt can do no wrong with us. But if next year he could release a video in which he theorizes about the Easter Bunny and how it relates to Jesus dying on the cross for the redemption of sins, it would be much appreciated. On second thought, just nail an Easter bunny to the cross. Synergy.
So while we hear stories about actors cheating on their wives, or when Leo DiCaprio sees fit to lecture the rest of us about global warming, whilst living in one of his six mansions, we still have some in Hollywood who show us not all is lost for tinseltown. There is some sanity and some faith left in that place. What does it look like? It looks like Chris Pratt, y'all.