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Chips Ahoy Uses Mother's Day to Promote Drag Queens

Corey Stallings
May 12, 2019

If you thought we'd have an SJW-free Mother's Day, think again. Lefties can't help themselves when it comes to hijacking holidays for themselves. As an example, look no further than the douchetastic cookie merchants at Chips Ahoy. They thought it appropriate to use Mother's Day as an excuse to force drag queens upon us.

Watch at your own peril:

#HappyMothersDay to your moms, your drag moms and everyone who celebrates you being YOU. #GetTheseCookies… https://t.co/buKedNFdWZ
— Chips Ahoy! (@Chips Ahoy!)1557684750.0

I'd like to see the marketing whiz who thought this idea would yield more cookie profits. The only thing Chips Ahoy has succeeded at is confusing the bejeezus out of everyone. I've tried working out how Mother's Day connects to being a loudmouth dangle-haver with ten pounds of makeup on your face. So far, I'm coming up empty.

I always thought Mother's Day was about celebrating female persons who gave birth and/or raised miniature humans into fully-grown humans. Apparently though, according to these cookie pushers, it's just another day to push leftism on unsuspecting snackers. Pathetic.

This is yet another prime example of lefties making everything about themselves. Sure, the left could set aside one day to not be a bunch of narcissistic butt dumplings. Though, that seems to be asking too much of them. The only question I have now is what these lefties have in mind for Father's Non-Gender-Specific Parental Figure Day. I guess we'll know next month.

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