Chicago to Pursue Civil Action Against Douchenozzle Jussie Smollett
Remember when you were young, carefree and mostly innocent? Maybe around five or six years old. Play along with me, this is important. One of your parents was on the phone, cutting into your play time at the park. So you needed both a distraction which would get you what you wanted (attention) and for your parent to get off the phone (so you could finally go to the park). You hatched a clever plan. Clever for a youngin, work with me. You waddled into the kitchen, pulled out all the pots, pans, forks and spoons and banged everything in a sweet musical rhythm. When an irate parent finally enters the kitchen, you drop your soup ladle drumstick, point to the the cat and say "He did it." Congratulations, you're Jussie Smollett.
The mess you've created from your idea of clever is only getting messier and, to be honest, more confusing. Because now the City of Chicago is pursuing civil action against the boy who banged the pots, despite the same city dropping charges against Smollett. Let's see if we can make sense of this together.
MORE: The city of Chicago says "Mr. Smollett has refused to reimburse the City of Chicago for the cost of police ov… https://t.co/bRNpkHEim8— Rob Elgas (@Rob Elgas) 1554418649.0
Regarding the civil complaint, the law department of the city of Chicago says "Once it is filed, the Law Department… https://t.co/291VYUOhQ8— Rob Elgas (@Rob Elgas) 1554418817.0
This entire case stinks like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's climate-change causing cow toots. The police department and former Mayor Rahm Emanuel seemed to have been skunked by Cook County State Attorney Kim Foxx, who's got some political connections with Kamala Harris, and Harris seems to love Smollett. From CBS:
In an Instagram video from January, Harris is seen with Smollett and his sister Jurnee in a Time’s Up rally in Los Angeles.
After Smollett’s alleged attack in Chicago, Harris tweeted her support for the “Empire” star saying, Smollett “..is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery.”
It's really not hard to connect the dots, is it?
On Foxx’s Twitter page, she wrote of Harris, “I would not be where I am today without her guidance during my first run for political office, and she has continued to mentor me as I work to reform the criminal justice system in Cook County.”
Sure it's not as slam dunk as, say, a handwritten check for people to "attack" you in the dead of night, but it's close.
Meanwhile the Chicago Police Department got screwed. The taxpayers of Chicago were taken for some $130,000 in overtime investigating a crime as real as the Tooth Fairy's passionate affair with the Easter Bunny. The man responsible for it all has walked free. The nation has seen what privilege really looks like.
We want some justice, and we want it served hot. Chicago better file a lawsuit. I want to see Jussie's lying pants sued right off his flaming lying ass. He's a piece of shit, and pieces of shit are not exempt from justice.