Chicago Superintendent Eddie Johnson is, in a word, pissed. He didn't hold back in his press conference about the piece of shit more commonly known as "Jussie Smollett." Below are a few video clips of the highlights from the presser, but the whole event is worth watching. Grab your snacks and get comfy.

Let's get it started at the beginning. Empire actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career. Yep, he did it all for the money.

Which is what I suspected. Read Dear Jussie Smollett: You're a Bigoted, Racist, Attention-Seeking Piece of Sh!t. Jussie intentionally used racism, and our reaction to it, to promote himself, to try to get a little extra mullah in his paycheck. This is why we call him a piece of shit and we won't walk it back.

Then the Superintendent gave a little dig to the mindless celebrities and presidential candidates who blindly gave support to the liar Jussie:

"This publicity stunt was a scar Chicago didn't earn and certainly didn't deserve." And all the celebrity drones just blindly went with it.

The letter Smollett sent to himself. We may need to spend more time talking about that. He clearly watched too many kidnapping episodes from the 1950s Batman or something.

Then Superintendent Johnson hit the unfortunate reality of crying wolf:

It's called human nature. The more people fake crimes, the more real crimes are scrutinized. Meaning Jussie just made it harder for real victims of racism and homophobia to be believed. Meaning Jussie Smollett is now and ever shall be a piece of shit.

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