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Chelsea Manning Releases Her First Campaign Ad. Try Not to Laugh...

Brodigan
January 15, 2018

Traitorous transexual Chelsea Manning just released his/her first campaign ad for the Maryland Senate race. We've seen some doozies before (see Michigan AG Candidate’s “Vote for me, I don’t have a penis!” and Bud Light Pulls Amy Schumer, Seth Rogen Ad Campaign After Sales Drop). This one takes the gay cake. If one were to make a parody of a campaign ad, I can't imagine it'd be any different than what Chelsea did here.

Only this is real.

And it's amazing.

We live in trying times. Times of fear, of suppression, hate.

We don’t need more or better leaders, we need someone willing to fight.

We need to stop expecting that our systems will somehow fix themselves, we need to actually take the reins of power from them. We need to challenge this at every level. We need to fix this. We don’t need them anymore, we can do better.

You’re damn right we got this.

The dark theme would be slightly unnerving if this weren't an ad for a man wearing lipstick. Also I'm not convinced this wasn't made by a fifteen-year-old who just finished binge watching "Designated Survivor" and said "I, like, can totally politics now, too."

This is the part of 2018 I'm really going to enjoy. Because when conservatives made their move in 2010? Let's just say there were a few primary challenges from people who were less than serious. I doubt Chelsea Manning is going to be the only crazed leftist bat to try and run for office this year.

It's going to be awesome.

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