We all know Chelsea Handler is criminally unfunny. She's like a bag of gravel using an iPhone. The mental picture of which is far funnier than Handler has ever been. She makes Lena Dunham look like Owen Benjamin. If Owen were a feminist turd blossom (NARRATOR: He's not). Handler is also an idiot (see Chelsea Handler Calls Ben Carson a White Supremacist. Proves She Needs Mental Help… and Chelsea Handler Blames President Trump for California Wildfire). Now, we can also add homophobic bigot to her list of not-accomplishments.

Well, not really. Since she's only talking about a Republican senator. They're not considered real people.

She's talking about President Trump meeting with congressional leaders about immigration. Since Lindsey Graham didn't stand up to say "well I never" and "I do declare" then call Trump a xenophobe, clearly Trump has blackmail photos. Or, Trump let Graham hold his cigar.

Doesn't this violate Twitter's new double secret terms of service? Jack? People have gotten suspended for less.

We're not pro-Twitter suspending anyone. If you are that offended by someone, just block them. Or mute them and drive them more crazy. Lord knows this isn't the first time Lindsey Graham has heard mean words directed at his kind of weird face. He's an adult and can handle his own business. But riddle me this. Replace "Chelsea Handler" with "Steven Crowder" and "Lindsey Graham" with "Cory Booker." How soon before the boss has his account taken down?

The double standard is the problem.

Speaking of criminally unfunny broads:

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