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Carly Fiorina Sings About Her Dogs on Tonight Show. No, seriously....
We're beginning to think that how well a candidate does on "The Tonight Show" is one of the measuring sticks as to how well a candidate will do connecting with voters. Does it represent a policy decision or experience record? No. Does it necessarily indicate how well they'd lead the country? No. It does however, show us how well they can connect with the intersection of the American populous. Basically, it gives us a glimpse into their ability to win people over. For Carly Fiorina, her moment was singing on "The Tonight Show" with Jimmy Fallon last night.
Yes, we said Carly Fiorina sang on The Tonight Show last night.
Apparently, she sings songs to her grandkids and dogs, and Jimmy Fallon found out, and of course put her on the spot. Much like when she goes toe to toe with Donald Trump or blasts Hillary Clinton, "on the spot" is her strong suit. Regardless of whether you're a fan.
My name's Snick
And I'm lazy
Please don't take a walk with me
I'd rather stay right here
At home instead
I want to lie back down
In my nice warm bed
My name's Snick and you're gonna have to carry me.
Two things. One, we can't stress this enough, the importance of appealing to mainstream audience like this. If a candidate can't do that, especially going against Hillary Clinton who has proven that she can't, they're wasting our time.
Second...am I the only one who thinks for a 61 year old, she's kinda... sort of... hot here? Maybe.