Yes, I realize this headline is similar to "Carly Fiorina OWNS Katie Couric on Climate Change," but Chuck came at Carly with the same false leftist narrative and had the same results. He's a slow learner, that Chuck.

Sorry, we meant "retarded."

This time though, the conversation was about the drought in Carly Fiorina's home state of California, and how something-something-global-cooling-climate-warming-change-something-something...

You know what’s also made it worse? Politicians, liberal politicians who stood up for 40 years as the population of California doubled and saying, you cannot build a new reservoir and you cannot build a water conveyance system. And so, for 40 years 70% of the rainfall has washed out to sea. That's pretty dumb when you know you’re going to have droughts every single year, or every three years let’s say.

California Governor Jerry Brown calls that “such utter ignorance” and that Fiorina should "do kind of eighth grade science." Carly retorted by saying Gov. Brown's face is utter ignorance and that his mom should do 8th grade science.

We wish. Actually, she said this...

That's a lot of insults but of course it makes no sense what he just said. It would be helpful if you were fighting fires to have more water. Firefighters in California have difficulty getting enough water now, so they're using other means.

It would be helpful to agriculture and everything else to have water saved in the good years so that you could use it in the bad years. I'm not denying that California's air is dry. That's obvious. I'm not denying that there is a drought. But there is no denying that politicians have made this problem immeasurably worse.

Carly Fiorina ladies and gentlemen. Conservative honey badger don't care.