Firstly, if you’re eating anything – halt. Drop that food item immediately or risk puking all over yourself. You’ll thank me later. Canada, who has gone full retard, made a disgusting ruling recently. And no, this time it didn’t have to do with quashing free speech (see Believe in Biology? Canada to Sentence ‘Anti-Trans’ Speakers to Prison). Instead, stupid Canada officially stated that if you want to sex up an animal, it’s okay by them. Kind of.
Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court. “Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence – ‘the defining act’ – of the offence,” the court said. Thus, the court ruled by 7-1 majority that bestiality required penetration.
So that happened. Canada: the land where you can be imprisoned for being rude, but molesting your poor dog is totally fine. Doesn’t count as bestiality. I’m sure all the trans-species dogmen out there count this one as a win.
Let’s clear something up: touching animals inappropriately for your twisted sexual pleasure is bestiality. Okay? Okay. Moving on.
I know, we’re just talking about animal abuse here. Which, by the way, is much different than shooting a gorilla to save a human life. But somebody who will cross that boundary with a dog has no qualms about crossing that boundary with a little kid. Not convinced? Just refer back to this case. The man accused of bestiality was also convicted of sexually assaulting children. 13 counts.
Look, I know Canada already has government overreach aplenty. But would it kill them to define their current laws a little better? Or at least enforce proper punishment on offenses that prove the offender is dangerous? Sexually abusing an animal is indicative of a severely unstable mind. Just ask Jeffrey Dahmer. It should probably be looked into more. Tweeting an offensive joke? Not so much. Using your dog to get off?
But this is what happens when you toss all judgement and morality out the window. If it’s fine for two men to get it on, if it’s fine for multiple people to get it on with each other, if it’s just about “love” and “what you feel is right” then it’s rather hard to draw a line. If we must celebrate a fifty year old man living as a little girl, or the woman who thinks she’s a cat, the men who think they’re dogs, or the biological mother and son who want to get married, how can we judge someone who likes a little nookie with his pooch?
Sorry if that put a sick image in your mind.
The point still stands. A world free of judgement and morality is a world where anything goes. Brace yourselves. And hide your dogs.
Speaking of sick things…