Here's something you probably didn't see coming: Caitlyn Jenner likes Ted Cruz. Not in the like like sort of way, because (s)he's into chicks. But in the presidential sort of way. Here's what he/she has to say about it:

"I think he's very conservative, and a great constitutionalist, and a very articulate man," she said. She does, however, take issue with the GOP presidential hopeful's evangelical Christian beliefs and that, consequently, he's "probably one of the worst ones when it comes to trans issues... Let's say he goes on to be president," Jenner said. "And I have all my girls on a trans issues board to advise him on making decisions when it comes to trans issues... Yes, trans ambassador to the president of the United States, so we can say, 'Ted, love what you're doing but here's what's going on.'"

That's right, folks. Caitlyn Jenner is a glitch in the trans system (read Caitlyn Jenner: Yes, People are Intolerant. Of Me Being Conservative). Hear that sound? It's the sound of the liberal tolerance brigade coming over the hill. Get ready for a slew of good ole' leftist cannibalism.

He doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to politics, but he knew what he was talking about when he said he wanted to become a woman?

A ha! I was waiting for that "privilege" word to show up. Everyone take a shot! Aww. Leftists are so accepting and supportive. Except when you disagree with them. Expect to be hearing more and more disavow Jenner each day. Apparently even getting rid of your boy parts doesn't make you exempt from being painted a "blithering ignoramus" if you're a Conservative.

Yes, just to be clear. The left is totally cool with a man pumping himself full of cancerous estrogen, Lorena Bobbit'ing his penis (or not, depending on the day), tossing on a dress and calling himself a girl. But believing in a Constitutionally limited government?

Well, they have to draw the line somewhere.

As for me here at LwC? Well listen, I've always maintained that Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner has a sense of humor. I'm glad to see it. I'd also gladly host Caitlyn on the program.  Also, I will continue to make fun of the LGBTQAAIP movement with great vigor.

... you were expecting different?