We interrupt your regularly scheduled liberal news feed for "The Girl Who Cried Rape: Part 26." As these stories often proceed, a man's life was placed on hold as he lost money and reputation (see Woman Makes Up Fake Rape Story. Because She Was ‘Traumatized’ By Election… and Rape Culture? Woman Fakes Rape, Kidnapping to Con Boyfriend…). But this story ends with sweet-grilled justice. Served kebab style. With a side of "you deserved it."

Sophie Pointon told police officers she had been sexually assaulted in the back of the cab she had been picked up in after a night out in Leeds city centre.

Kate Bisset, prosecuting, said the driver was interviewed and said he could recall Pointon being “extremely drunk” when she got into his car holding a kebab. He said Pointon threw a ten pound not[e] at him when they reached the Hyde Park area but he refused to accept it as it was covered in oil from the kebab.

The driver said Pointon then became abusive and ran around the car opening doors. The prosecutor said: “He did not think much of it at the time because such incident with people who are intoxicated are not unusual.” A recording of a conversation between the driver and a phone operator at his taxi office supported his account.

Pointon broke down in tears and asked if she could drop the charges when her account was challenged by police. She pleaded guilty to perverting justice.

She was jailed for 16 months.

Yes! Justice!

This kebab-munching wench thought she could score some victimhood points and ruin a guy's life over a petty disagreement. But, unfortunately for her, she didn't count on the justice system doing its job. Now, that lying jezebel's munching on tasteless slop in the slammer and the cabbie is on the road again. Don't you just love a happy ending?

Believe it or not, this sort of thing is fairly common. False rape charges are a favorite for vindictive trollops seeking revenge. Even worse, feminist hambeasts with nose rings demand the coppers to skip the investigation and the trial and go straight to the punishment. After all, you're a misogynist if you accuse a woman of lying. Or so they claim (read Amber Tamblyn Accuses James Woods of Misogyny. For Calling her a Liar…).

Thankfully, due process is still a thing in most countries. Before the authorities throw a guy in the stocks and ruin his life, they've got to prove he's guilty. With all these feminist butt dumplings lobbing rape accusations left and right, due process is more important than ever.

Moral of the story? Don't trust a feminist blob eating a kebab. She just might skewer you.

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