Cops Bust Buddhist Monk for Drunk Driving. His Excuse? 'Whiskey Kills COVID'
Whiskey drinkers will tell you a glass of bourbon will cure whatever ails you. That is a statement that has NOT been validated by the science or the government guys who tell Joe Biden what the science is that week. But it is believed to be true, and I will not hear any argument to the contrary. Neither will this Buddhist monk who got sauced and decided to drive his car.
In his defense, the monk claimed whiskey prevented him from catching SCHMOVID.
Meet Phra Thanakorn. He was stumbling around drunk at a market in Thailand when observers saw him get into his pickup while he was three sheets to the wind. They called the police. A) because drunk driving is bad. But also B) because monks aren't supposed to be drinking.
The drunk monk explained to the police, ”I took a slice of lime with the whiskey, but I had to drive because our driver had an accident."
Police inquired further. After all, this is a monk and not a college bro. Monks aren't supposed to be day drinking. They're supposed to be praying for inner peace and fulfillment and dumb sh*t like that. So, why was the drunk monk drunk at the market? “[It] helped him to stay immune to the [schmoronavirus].”
Munks are forbidden to drink alcohol according to local laws. It begs the question: what do you think is worse? Breaking the local "no drunk while monking around" ordinance? Or advocating a SCHMOVID cure other than the schmaccine? Meditate on that one.
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